I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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