Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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