Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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