are you still at the devil's house?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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