Whod you bang
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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