butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Buhtt sex?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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