Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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