Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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