i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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