Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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