Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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