We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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