You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
