Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
now i know why i became what i already was.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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