Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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