Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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