My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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