The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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