i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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