Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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