is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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