New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Acid is not a monday night drug
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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