is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
