i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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