"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
