i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
my poor anus
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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