I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
