Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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