But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
