There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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