Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
