great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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