I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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