I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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