I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I didn't notice because vodka
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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