So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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