Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm drive I can fine osifer
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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