Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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