There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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