I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
kristin has been a bad kristin
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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