Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
