i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
