I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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