I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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