Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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