It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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