just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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