I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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