im having a threesome with these popsicles
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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