This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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